Monday, October 31, 2011

Irrelevant Celebrities: Jessica Simpson is Pregnant

Poor J. Simpson, Kim Kardashian took the spotlight away from her announcement that she's expecting.
The popstar/designer took to her website to break the news, but I'm sure....only like 100 people saw it on her page, so she tweeted it.

"It's true, I'm going to be a mummy!"
-Jessica Simpson, on her website.

According to various bloggers and gossip columnists the news has been known for weeks...but since not one media outlet wanted to drop $500k for the exclusive interview....Simpson decided to let us all in the know for free.
Damn, when is Papa Joe gonna just give it up!? Noone's cared about Jessica since 2005.
Sidenote: Interesting how this broad waited to have sex until marriage....only to have a love-child years later.

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