Sunday, August 29, 2010

Eat, Pray, I'm in LOVE!

This weekend was rather relaxing for me since the past few weekends have been anything but. Friday night I decided to spend it with my mom and sis and we finally caught Julia Robert's new movie Eat, Pray Love.

First off, can I just tell you I want to go to Italy. Not for the beautiful sites and culture, but for the FOOD! If you know me personally, you know I love to throw down when it comes to food!

When you see Roberts' character and her friends chow down on some amazing Italian grub I made the decision that I need to go there ASAP!

Bucket list anyone?

Anyhow, with my love of food aside I'd say this was a really great movie!


I haven't read the book so I really can't offer a comparison all I have to say is that you need to see it. It's such a heartwarming film on life and love.

The movie is about one woman's journey to find herself. Roberts' character, Elizabeth Gilbert (who's the book's author *in case you didn't know), takes a year off from her life in NYC after the failure of her marriage and then, later her relationship with a young actor played by James Franco *LOVE HIM!

This movie shows Liz's road to self-discovery after being newly divorced. She takes a giant leap out of her comfortable life to figure out what she really wants.

So, Liz goes to EAT in Italy, PRAY in India and then just so happens to fall in LOVE in Bali, not only with a man but with HERSELF.

I believe we've all been where Liz has been. Whether we're trying to figure out our career, going through a breakup or divorce or just basically at a crossroads in life. This movie touches on all kinds of topics and is one of those old-fashioned feel-good films that has been missing from theaters for a while.

        You all need to go see it!

Now, who's going to come with me to Italy? Be sure to bring your sweatpants!

Drake & Nicki Minaj Married?

Whoa...wait a minute!

This has got to be some kind of a prank!


Photo: Straightfromthea.com

The news came via Twitter this weekend when the Young Money hip-hop princess and self-described Barbie tweeted:

"U scurred? @drakkardnoir u ready to make the announcement or wha?"

Then Mr. Degrassi replied:

@nickiminaj Baby I am never scared. PROUD is more the word I would use.

"Please refer to @nickiminaj as Mrs. Aubrey Drake Graham and dont stare at her too long. She's finally mine. :)"


Then Minaj sealed the deal saying "Yes, its true. Drake and I tied the knot."
I believe this is a publicity stunt considering Drake's new single Miss Me is pretty hot on the radio right now and he raps about wanting to marry Nicki Minaj and hopes that one day they do it "just to say we f*$king did it".

Photo: XXL Magazine


I'm sure Drake is still with his stanky-video vixen from the Find Your Love video.

However....
I kind of hope these two are married because they would make a cute couple....


Photo: eworldpost.com

Don't ya think?

Bollywood Pays Tribute to the King of Pop

Famed Bollywood choreographer, Ganesh Hegde, is releasing a music video paying tribute to Michael Jackson.

Photo: IndiaTimes.com

Hegde wanted to pay homage to Jackson because the dancer had the priviledge of performing in 1996 for the opening act of Jackson's HIStory tour.

The music video features Bollywood superstars; Hrithik Roshan, Katrina Kaif and Priyanka Chopra with Ganesh himself.

I can't wait to see this video! Supposedly it's out but I can't find it anywhere online. As soon as I find it, I'll post it!

Happy Birthday, Michael!

Today would have been Michael Joseph Jackon's 52nd birthday.


Photo from: Coldcut.com
It's crazy to think that he was only 50 years old when he passed.




Who would have imagined that 52 years ago, that little newborn baby would have changed the face of music and the entertainment game in a matter of years.

It's so sad that he's no longer with us today. I can only imagine who he could have collaborated with for future tracks. I would have loved to hear him collaborate with Lady Gaga. Even though Gaga has said the two did a song together, it would only be special if Jackson were alive today.
Happy Birthday, Michael! We Miss You!

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Another Coke'd Out Celeb

Miss Irrelevant herself a.k.a. Paris Hilton is in trouble with the law....again.


Photo: ecelebritygossip.net
                                            *sigh*
Guess she was sick of Lohan getting the attention of the media lately.


The Heiress has been booked on drug possession charges in (of all cities) Las Vegas.

You'd think they'd be lenient there!


Reports says LVPD booked Hilton into jail..then released her for *allegedly* having cocaine in her purse on Friday.

According to CNN " a police official told CNN she was riding in a black Cadillac Escalade near the Wynn Las Vegas Hotel when police smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle and pulled it over. Both Hilton and the driver were arrested."



Just another day in the life of a bored rich girl!



Friday, August 27, 2010

Gaga with my Mama

Sorry readers, I've been a little behind on my posts. Last week I had the honor of attending Lady Gaga's Monster Ball my mama. This is the second time I've seen Gagaloo live, the previous time was at a more intimate venue in the city in March of 2009. When she was just beginning to become big!

I got my sassyness *sp from my Mama

The concert was amazing, and it was very good to see how far Lady Gaga has come from just a year and a half ago when I saw her last time.

The costumes, the stage and choreography was so unique and entertaining. She's by far fantastic at a larger venue!

Here are a few of the photos I took.

Please forgive my lack of photography.

Dancing and making sure you have a steady had for photos is quite hard!



True Gaga-fashion


Debuting her new single "You and I"
The instructions for the evening!

Her costumes were amazing!
Ale-Ale-Ale
Ale-Alejandrooooo
The "Alejandro" performance wouldn't be complete without a burning
"Jesus Christ"
Gaga, you've outdone yourself yet again!

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Lady Gaga....Queen of Twitter

This week Gaga surpassed Britney Spears as the most followed person on Twitter.

Of course, Gaga had to thank her Little Monsters

Monday, August 16, 2010

Celebrating the King!

33 years ago today, the King of Rock & Roll died.


Photo: Art.Allayers.com

If you know me personally, you know I have a softspot for Elvis Presley.

Think I'm going to get my peanut butter and banana sandwich on tonight! Of course, with Wonder Bread only!

Another Jersey Shore Castmember Arrested...For Unpaid Parking Tickets

But it's nobody exciting....just Ronnie (*in that annoying Sammie Sweetheard voice)



Reports say the little stump was taken into custody on Sunday for outstanding warrants from two other Garden State communities. The warrants involve unpaid parking tickets.

He was released only a short time after.

Lame.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

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A Jersey Shore Halloween!

The cast of the Jersey Shore is cashing in again and this time it's for Halloween costumes! Costume Craze is debuting their Guido-esqe costumes!

Great! Now everyone's going to be using my idea!

The character selection is limited to Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation.

To be honest I think these costumes are pretty lame. The wigs are alright, but you can purchase a Snooki-wannabe get-up at Forever 21 or Wet Seal. No need to pay the overprices online costume fee!

My advice? Don't waste your money on these costumes. Make your own Jersey Shore costumes and put it together yourself!
 What are you going to be for Halloween this year?




Snooki

Snooki Wig

This looks more like J-Woww, but the site refers to it as Snooki
Pauly D wig
The Situation
DJ Pauly D

Paris Hilton Tries to be Marilyn

For the launch of her new perfume Tease, Miss Hilton channeled Marilyn Monroe. Reports say the Heiress dedicated her 10th perfume to the sex-symbol.

Please, Paris is JUST trying to stay relevant since she's been M.I.A. for a while. Actually, she hasn't even been M.I.A., it's just that noone cares about her anymore. Guess she's getting a little jealous of all the Kardashian Khaos.

           I wish she would just disappear!

Photo: Usweekly.com

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Fantasia Hospitalized from Overdose

Reports have been released that former American Idol contestant and reality star, Fantasia Barrino, has been hospitalized in North Carolina lastnight due to a medication overdose says WCNC.

"This comes right on the heels of news that the singer was recently named in a lawsuit by Paula Cook, claiming Barrino wrecked her marriage. Among other things, Cook alleges Barrino made a sex tape with her husband."


Photo: Askmen.com


Isn't that interesting?

Get Your Pop-Tart On in NYC!

The newest addition to NYC's Time Square is....POP-TART WORLD!

The A.P. reports customers will be able to customize their own pop-tart and even have pop-tarts sushi (eww), and even customize their own box of pop-tarts with their favorite flavors!


Photo from: APs Richard Drew

Visitors will also be allowed to offer input on future flavors, get a t-shirt, or hell....even be made into a pop-tart by "getting 'frosted' and 'wrapped in foil' by a light show."


Someone getting their pop-tart on!
Photo from: APs Richard Drew.
Times like these make me wish JetBlue had their $50 flights promo right now!

Take me to POP-TARTS WORLD!!!!

Monday, August 9, 2010

Dad's Worst Nightmare!

Montana Fishburne, yes....the daughter of Laurence is a pornstar!

I'm sure her father is so proud!

Chippy D is making her debut with an XXX video with Vivid Entertainment.

But this isn't one girl who doesn't give props when props are due!

She credits Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson for wanting to a pursue a career in adult entertainment. Because she saw how their careers jumped-off after their tapes were "leaked", so she wants to be a part of it!

What role models!


Photo: Foxnews.com





Oh, Kanye

Mr. West has come out of hiding and is cockier as ever.

But isn't that way we love him?

West likens himself to a biblical king.


So, this guy escapes death in a car accident and all the sudden he's a monarch?

Uhh....this really fuels Illuminati rumors, Yeezy.

Case in point...this video frightens me more than Thriller, and it's ONLY the preview.






Saturday, August 7, 2010

I'm a Jersey Shore Wannabe

So one of my bestfriends had her housewarming party the other night and the theme was Jersey Shore!  Being that I'm somewhat obsessed with themed parties I went all out and that meant orange skin, a bedazzled wannabe Ed Hardy hat (courtesy of Ross), faux Dior necklace and Chanel earrings, Douchebag stonewashed jeans and a lowcut tank revealing my lacking J-Woww goods, and the tackiest hoodie I owned.

I was so psyched to get all dressed up (because there was a costume contest after all) only to find out I was the ONLY one who went all out. I think only the party hosts and I were the only ones who took the theme seriously. So I legitimately looked like a Guidette.
When it dawned on me I was the only one dressed up!
Photo taken by Kim "Noshookhands.blogspot.com" Nguyen

The important thing was
I won the costume contest.
I'm the proud owner of a bottle of Ed Hardy Sangria
Stay tuned for more photos to come!

Sometimes You Just Gotta Throw Up The Middle and Index Finger Up and Peace Out!

Okay Chris Brown.....I see you! But...I'm not completely over the whole RiRi incident from last year.

                                                 I just need some time.

Okay Okay, Mr. Brown and I aren't together but I'm really feeling his latest single Deuces which features some members of the Young Money family.

Tell me what you think!

I'll only be a reporter in a small market if I see this everyday

Friday, August 6, 2010

New Roomie for the Jersey Shore

So it looks like there's a newbie on the third installment of the Jersey Shore.



Photo from: CBSnews.com
....hopefully she's been trained in GTL and fist-pumping. But since she's a Jersey O.G. she probably came out of the womb already knowing it.

Deena Nicole Cortese, a 23-year-old New Jersey native, has joined the cast.

Photo from: MTV.com
Isn't she a lovely Guidette?
Her arrival was announced today at meeting with the  Television Critics Association. Rumor has it, she joined the cast when they began production for the third season.

Us Weekly reports that Cortese is a BFF of Snooki's and describes herself and "class in a glass and party in a body."


Photo from: US Weekly.com



"I bring a lot of energy to the house," says Cortese to AP. "All I want to do is play games and have a good time."



The second season isn't even over and I'm ALREADY excited for the third!!!!

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Shaq's a Shamrock!

The Boston Celtics have signed Shaquille "The Diesel" O'Neal.

Judge Rules Prop. 8 Unconstitutional

                 Good news my gays!!
          Proposition 8 has been overturned! Congratulations!
                                  Equality for all!
         "....PUT A RING ON IT!"


Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Snooki & Ex-Boo Reunited Thanks To....SPENCER!!!!

Whaaaaaat in the MTV-Reality-Show-Hell is going on here!?


The Happy Couple when they were together. Photo from: anythinghollywood.com
Photo from: Midwestswing.files.wordpress.com
Radar Online (The Mel-Gibson-Hot-Mess-News-Source) reports that Super Douche Spencer Pratt sent Snooki a surprise and that was her ex-boyfriend Emilio Masella.

Masella tells Radar that when he found out Snooks was in jail he called Spencer to help bail her out...and he did just that!


Weird. Well, maybe Spencer isn't so bad. LOL.

 Seems like the two became friends during the filiming of Spencer’s upcoming comedy  TOWER 69: BEACH PATROL featuring 3 D BOOBS.

Can't wait to see that movie.

The Guido Casanova brought along some goodies for the pint-size star.... "he brought her pickles (which he admittedly ended up eating while he waited for her), a flower and wore a $100 t-shirt decorated with the words 'I Love Snooki.' "


But it didn't work......I know....SHOCKING!

“Snooki doesn’t trust me and thinks I was at the shore to ruin the show,” Emilio said. Despite other people’s reservations about his intentions, he insists: “I’m here for Snooki and Snooki only”

Wow.......maybe if you didn't hang around Media-Whore-Spencer she MAY have considered the kind gesture, but you did EAT her pickles after all.

Loser.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Wedding Weekend

This past weekend was THE weekend to get married. Not only did Chelsea Clinton tie the knot, but so did T.I. and Tiny and Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz but those two have disgusted me.
Congratulations!



                      Mazeltov, Mr. and Mrs. Marc Mezvinsky!

                                     Mr and Mrs. T.I.P.

 
Miss Homewrecker Keys and Swizzy

Time Flies When You're Having Fun!

Look who's out of the clink.....ALREADY!



I'm sure LiLo learned her lesson in these past 14 days. Though now she's required to do a 3 month rehab stint. Reports say Lohan cannot be released early and has to spend the entire time in treatment at the Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center.

Ah well, you can't win 'em all Miss Lohan! But rehab these days doesn't seem so bad. I'm sure Dr. Drew is laughing somewhere right now at this hot mess!